You are Jake, and you are not Josh, I know it in my heart,
But I can't help when I say your name,
I always make that 'blart'. (made up word meaning mistake)
Oh Mr. Noll, we love your soul, E'en when it is not glad!
Just 'noll' that we have strempf for you
when you are feeling bad.
You make a diff'rence in our wold,
you make yon light shine brighter!
But if you would, please hold your hand
away from that damned lighter!
clr 2011